Men and their Metaphors

Men a­­­re like chocolates—sweet and fattening. They will flatter you with sweet words that you want to hear that once you’ve heard enough you’ll long for more.

Lucky are you if you got one who’s like SM Department Store, someone who “got it all for you.”

But there are men who are complicated… complicated more than any status in life. Sometimes they don’t know where to stand, just like a child who lost his memory and is confused on his identity.

They are as unpredictable as the end of the world. You wouldn’t know what they are up to or when the two of you are through.

Perhaps it’s because they are mysterious. Only a patient and passionate reader would understand them seeing men as an interesting book. However, the tricky part is they are like Math problems. They are hard to understand especially if there are x’s involved.

They are like politicians whose promises turned into waste; eager at first and when they gain your trust they will leave you hanging and hoping. But it’s nice when they sometimes act like a straw who befriends with your friends making it sweet just for you.

There are also few who are like horror films who gave you terrifying scenes that you don’t want to remember as you go to sleep. Yet, there are some who are like electric fans who cool you down and stand by your side in your not so cool moments.

They are bitches… and there are reasons why they act that way.

In spite all of their metaphors; still, loving them is as breathtaking as a bungee jump. Frightening, but when you are in their arms you will forget about the fear.

They are indifferent, strange, and crazy but not all of them are the same. They must be weird sometimes, yes, as fickle minded as a woman can be.

After all, they are the reason why women are happy, happy more than just having a new pair of shoes. J